dykealectics:

a soldier could come out and say “I hate brown people and joined the military to kill them” in so many words and you shitheads on this site would still be like “don’t be so quick to criticise, think about how hard joining an imperialist invasion campaign and slaughtering civilians and children must be on them! and what if that racist murderer wanted to go to college?”

lesbiancarlyrae:

I feel like there’s a whole genre of poems about womanhood that are just like “my hair was a snake and I was living in a house that was on fire” but like. they’re literally right

weeb-potato:

My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't​ threatening, then I don’t know what is.

anexperimentallife:

It’s a cold and it’s a broken jalapeño

wangbanger:

st64rfox:

lord-kitschener:

badgrapple:

garbage-empress:

batknight201:

captain-forehead:

mediumsizedboy:

pondwitch:

jimhensonreject:

pondwitch:

one of my fav animation history footnotes is that seth mcfarlane and butch hartman used to bond over being functionally identical humans but they had a falling out because mcfarlane started smoking weed and promoting liberal values

Can you imagine what a shithead conservative you have to be for Seth McFarlane to be too liberal to stay friends with

Actually yeah I can Butch Hartman says Christians are discriminated against in the industry

heres 15 minutes of butch hartman talking about how christians are oppressed

Bitch Hartman included mpreg in his canon for fairly oddparents but is really irate about Christian oppression?

If Butch Hartman is Christian then how come he watches anime

I’m a Christian, and I watch ALL the anime. And the Yaoi. Mainly the Yaoi.

I’m a Christian, and I watch ALL the anime. And the Yaoi. Mainly the Yaoi.

I’m a Christian, and I watch ALL the anime. And the Yaoi. Mainly the Yaoi.

I’m a Christian, and I watch ALL the anime. And the Yaoi. Mainly the Yaoi.

anyone in this thread smoke weed

seth mcfarlane does

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

cestneuneblog:

lesbianitachi:

some fucking dumbass: gay people with gay relatives are more likely to be gay than straight people with predominantly straight relatives, proving the gay gene is real and exists

me, a gay with a brain: gay people with gay relatives feel more safe coming out than gay people with a lot of straight relatives, proving nothing other than the fact that straight people oppress us and then try to cop out of taking responsibility

I fucking wish I had gay relatives to catch the gay gene from damn

joansmoriarty:

“i don’t identify as straight-” oh you’re one of the Special Heteros, got it

humanwavetactics:

humanwavetactics:

i dont think the tumblr unfollowing glitch is real

mutual: what the fuck dude whyd you unfollow me?

guy whose about to invent the tumblr unfollow bug: oh?  you havent heard?

atern:

I honestly believe the whole “adults require less sleep” thing is honest to good probably a myth created by capitalism

iwt-v:

⌘  Make me choose : Eleanor “Lady English clothes” or Eleanor “Pirate clothes”

w4llhack:

ruinedchildhood:

pantasticdeer:

xtec:

finna-hallipinya:

I want everyone to know that Nintendo of America has a Waluigi conference room

this is where they decided he was uncircumcised

where they decided w hat

You forgot the best part at the end of the article.

vaporub:

harpygf:

vaporub:

she thinks

who

the girl who is